Fire Steve Tambellini

First of all: AAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Okay, now let’s get down to business.

According to the Edmonton Sun’s Terry “Homer” Jones, Steve Tambellini is going to get a contract extension because:

- The Oilers play terrible hockey (Homer Jones: “there’s no questioning the job he’s done in promoting Stu MacGregor to head scout, the acquisition of extra draft picks so far and the drafting itself”)

- We give a shit about the AHL (Homer Jones: “And there’s also the so-far successful steering of the new organizational development plan featuring the AHL-leading Oklahoma City Barons”)

- Excuses (Homer Jones: “injury”)

So here’s to [term not yet determined] more Lowebellinitastic years of the Oilers completely embarrassing themselves and their fanbase.

And what do us Oilers fans have to say about this? How about “AAAAAAAUUUUGH!”